Syrup, chocolate ice cream, onions and vodka don't mix

I guess i'll put a real post up this....

Last night was rather messed up. First Sen calls me saying we can get Russel Peter's tickets, at 6pm at the SLC. This however was a stretch of the truth. For you see, this Faggot organization called "THE CREW" wanted to see how desperate people would go for these tickets. So at first it would appear that they were selling these tickets when they announce, that they were giving away these tickets in a battle of doom! you guessed it, they made us compete in these ridculous games just for two tickets.

first task was easy, simple trivia.
second task find something pink.
seems easy enough...

The third task, could kill a diabetic! we were to drink a cup of syrup, the last two people to finish would be eliminate! Of course me and Sen succeed. The fourth task was to find a belt, and fifth task was to find a hat, easy tasks mind you.

the sixth task proved to be a challenge for me, as I had to find an elections poster, and there are no election posters in the SLC, what to do, hmmm, and then I figured it out! why not run as fast as I can to the Math building, with heavy steel boots! and I barely made it in time.

Now the next event pissed me off, we were required to eat ice cream with chunks of raw onion, after gulping this *poisonous brew, i was told that i had won, when these two prick judges said there was a little icecream left. This wasted time and I lost.

After losing, Sen and I went back to my place were I took a shower and got ready for the night. We got to Jame's around 8 or so, were we drank my great tasting vodka, and it sat well with the other shit I had injested earlier!

So Sen had a brilliant idea this night and no it wasn't a math solution, it was to smuggle this fake German beer to the club, afterall he could get away with it in the Bomber. The turned out to be a bust, there was this ugly girl dancing with this rather large man. and that was it, so the group decided to go to REV. While there, we went to the building next door which to was a club, a club for old people. So we left that place, then stood in line to get to REV. Thats when smart Sen got the idea to drink the beer in the line. Smiley then took a sip, this is when these two pussy bouncers came, and kicked us out of the line! Smiley's had the stupid line of the night; "I found this beer on the floor..." funny, but it did not work =)

So we then grabbed the next cab, and went to this strip club. Sen seemed rather sad, he later mentioned this place on my msn as a "sinful place" I saw this place as a capitalistic business, these women would do ANYTHING for money, afterall as John Locke (father of capitalism) states, "Our bodies are own property, (self ownership)" Our society revolves around this man's philosophy, therefore its justfied!

ok i am sick of writing this post, someone else finish.