Russel Peters: this is the best title I can come up with at 12:30 in the morning

Russel Peter is quite the man, more then what I can say about Nick Cake.

The night began around 6:30pm as Sen as and I waited patiently in the cold for the show. Sen managed to win VIP tickets to the show, so we had the privilege to having front row seats. The show was awesome, the three comedians on stage were actually funny, unlike most comedians you watch on TV. I suppose it was the atmosphere, but either way, I said before and I’ll say it again the show was fucking awesome.

Sitting in the front, Sen and I were subjected to Russel Peter’s insults. After informing him, of my major in political science, he asked me what I was going to do with the degree. After informing him of my aspirations of being a lawyer he asked about my boots, needlessly to say, he somehow managed to call me a retard, and parodied me to Napoleon Dynamite. As for Sen, Russel determined his ethnicity without any trouble. This guy knows everything about the world.

Once the show had ended I was determined to have my tickets autographed. So I went upstairs were James and Sen followed and I waited to be greeted by Russel Peter’s himself. That is when “the manager” Nick Cake ‘kindly’ informed me that I was wasting my time. This guy is a real big loser. After informing me that he was the manager of the worst bar in Waterloo, I argued back at Cake, telling him I would only leave if Russel Peter’s himself were to tell me to leave. I suppose my loud voice, and possibly my persuasive argument attracted Russel Peter to meet the fans upstairs. In person, he was super nice, and autographed our tickets and had our pictures taken. As a side note, NICK CAKE is a loser, and had he become president, “somebody gonna get a hurt” as Russel Peter would say.

There were many highlights to the show, while trying to be funny to the MC of the show, I told the guy to get liposuction after exposing his stomach. His rebuttal was “that’s you in the future” I am not good with names, so I can’t tell you who went up, other then some white guy, a token Jamaican man and Russel Peter’s himself. Russel Peter’s is by far one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen and heard, (he was better then sub-par) so if he ever comes to your neighborhood I recomened seeing him!

Russel Peters rocks!!! Nick Cake sucks donkey dick!!!

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