Memorable Quotes

Some memorable lines from back in the day that never got published.

"Don't you think Plato was on crack, sir?"
- Tristan (Oct 04)

"I'm biased as hell."
- History Professor Geoffrey Hayes (Jan 05)

(@ the Annex)
"What's the one thing that's banned from every Second Cup? A Coles Notes."
- James (Mar 05)

(@King & John one night)
Tristan: "Check out that native guy on the corner! He's carving shit out of styrofoam!"
Sen: "That dude is ab-original!" (Aug 05)

(Upon returning from the Wendy's across the street.)
Sen: "Hey Sho, did you learn any new words today?"
Sho: "Jaywalking.".

(@ 125 Columbia)
(Jim Abbott was a former one-armed pitcher in the Majors.)
James: "What happened to Jim Abbott? He was a pretty good pitcher."
Geoff: "Maybe he couldn't HANDle it. (Sep 05)

Smiley: "In every species but for two, the males pursue the females."
Sen: "I guess the other species is... cougars." (Sep 05)

(around a Bonfire)
(Chan throws random flyers into the firepit to get our fire going...)
Sen: "Is that our LEASE?!"
Chan: "WHAT?! AAAhh!!!" (Sep 05)

James: "Want me to bring my acoustic guitar?"
Sen: "Ya, that'd make good firewood." (Oct 05)

Tristan: "You know we're the most diverse group here?"
Colin: "What are you talking about? We're all guys!" (Oct 05)

"CASA pisses me off. I was having lunch and there was this Vietnamese chick that was sitting across from me, and these two guys kept pestering her to join. You know what pisses me off? They didn't invite me!"
- Tristan (Oct 05)

"In Saskatchewan, the cows have right of way."
- Unknown (Jan 05)