DMV

I'm going to start writing random stuff about random things in my unrandomness.

So I had to wait in line today to get my driver's licence renewed. I hadn't waited this long in daylight since Mary and I were getting our Social Security numbers in Connecticut.

One thing that struck about this white trash hood in Scarlem was the sheer number of White Fat Ass ahead of me in line. Fat bitches are like ghetto black people in movie theatres - they ruin it for everyone else. They skew the market as 99% of guys are chasing after the same 75% that ISN'T fat - leading to skinny and normal-sized girls with an inflated sense of self-worth. When a girl is 20 and fat... that's sadder than expired steak.

And fat bitches are the biggest cockblocks. Literally and figuratively. Chubby, please. Please don't give me fattitude because nobody wants your flabby ass. Don't eat so much and hit a treadmill once in a while. I think I have a major hater complex towards fatties since I've never been fat and can never be fat. I WISH I could get fat so I'd have something to work with and not be mistaken for homo!

This is why I looooove Asian girls - slim and trim, hella smart, have pleasant personalities and soft skin, go light on the makeup and age verrry well. A fat girl in Singapore would feel more out of place than the Pope at a porn convention. CBCs are kinda loopy and really no better than white girls. The best ones are the ones born overseas, the ones who still retain their traditional Confucian values.

You know what else is good? Marvin Gaye.